February 2011
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This is Amazing. Bret McKenzie in the Wellington... →
Beware
Mom: be careful at the library. weird people go there to use the computers…
nomancaneat50eggs asked: Does your head explode every time you see me in my man truck? And not the head on your neck ;D
Dear Halla
Halla I love you
Love,
Jade
“Ugh, poop head. Poooop head, -sigh- poop head.”
– Jade (via nomancaneat50eggs)
“A Brief Song Dedicated to Jade’s Many Acquaintances:
As the snow flies...”
– Written for me by my Ryan.
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“And confusion grips Jade Phillips like a small child holds onto a blanket”
– Alaskan Proverb (via nomancaneat50eggs)
Top 20 Insults (Misfits Edition)
Monkeyslut.
Grannyfucker.
Pervert.
Ugly rat-faced fuck.
Pantysniffer.
Melonfucker.
Gay rapist werewolf.
Nipple-sucking, breast-feeding mama’s boy.
Twat.
Paedophile.
Slutfuck.
Chav.
Prick.
Dildo.
Weird kid.
Wanker.
Slag.
Virgin.
Cunt.
Proper slut.
Patrick Wolf’s new song. It’s...
Personal Contest
Dad: I try to win hot dog eating contest. 6 were too many. I barf
Dad: Maybe it was the chocolate cake i ate afterwards. My tummy hurt.
Dad: The pound of potato salad didn’t really help.
Me: What? What contest?
Dad: It was a contest against me. I won! Mom doesn’t know about the contest. Shhhh!
Counter Golly Gee
nomancaneat50eggs:
thatgreenjade:
nomancaneat50eggs:
I am not gay. But I am in love with Jade Phillips, so. I’m sorry. She is my lesbian lover, and there is nothing in the world that will ever change that. But I do still love Tre Cool. Even if I was a lesbian. Cause you can’t unlove Tre Cool.
!!!! OH MY GOD. I LOVE YOU TOO!!! LETS SEX.
YUS!
OW BABY!!
“You know how the band N*SYNC started:
Justin: Ah, I’m on my period.
Everyone...”
– Jade (via nomancaneat50eggs)
I got that from my frand Jess. :)
Golly Gee.
nomancaneat50eggs:
I am SO. In love with Jade. Guys….Everyone…World. I just wanted to say…That. I…I am a lesbian. And i am completely and irreversably in love with Jade Phillips. She is the only girl for me. Forget Tre Cool. (Except not really). Jade is the shit, and I’m in love with her.
JADE. I LOVE YOU OKAY?
I’m gay! Out with it. Done.
:)
….OMG.
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Reblog if you're a fucking wierdo.
siriuslyawesome:
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Rocky Horror
Brad: Dr. Scott!
Dr. Scott: Janet!
Janet: Dr. Scott!
Brad: Janet!
Janet: Brad!
Dr. F: Rocky!
Dr. Scott: Janet!
Janet: Dr. Scott!
Brad: Janet!
Janet: Brad!
Dr.F: Rocky!
Dr. Scott: Janet!
Janet: Dr. Scott!
Brad: Janet!
Janet: Brad!
Dr.F: Rocky!
???
HALLA. DID YOU PEE ON MY PILLOW CASE?? IT SMELLS LIKE URINE WITH A SLIGHT HINT OF PAYBACK!!!!
patdnewssource:
Happy Valentine’s Day Everyone.
Concert Trouble
MOM: help i think im in a mosh pit
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Cannot stop listening to this song.
Parental Wisdom
Me: My Psych is only 50 mins. today Idk what to do!
Mom: How about Study. Have fun with the Friends. Laugh. Exercise. And enjoy life. avoid Alcoholics. Fake People. Liars and std’s. We luv u!
Ice Cream Fix
Dad: Can u get some ice cream
Me: Edy’s chocolate?
Dad: When????
When???
When???
CAll me!!!!
Me: Dad, please stop freaking out
patdnewssource:
Brendon at the 96X Session in VA. on Feb. 3rd.
goldminegoldmine asked: Yeah, unfortunately :( I caught it. Lol. I think I'm gonna to take a nap and maybe it'll go away soon xD
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My art was featured in yet another blog! Check it... →
goldminegoldmine asked: For a little while *says in doll voice*. We should do it now because my dad is making a quote nice dinner.
